Title: Betta joke of the day
BettaMomma - August 6, 2005 01:40 AM (GMT)
What kind of software do bettas use at the office?
DaSauce - August 6, 2005 02:25 AM (GMT)
BettaMomma - August 6, 2005 02:29 AM (GMT)
no. lol
Actually the answer is:
Anything in "beta" version.
:bitchslap:
DaSauce - August 6, 2005 02:35 AM (GMT)
:hmm: :blink: :?:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
BettaMomma - August 6, 2005 02:36 AM (GMT)
:eatit:
it was a GOOD joke.
It WAS.
:lol:
Whiskerz - August 6, 2005 02:38 AM (GMT)
Did you make that one up BettaMomma? :lol:
DaSauce - August 6, 2005 02:50 AM (GMT)
heres a joke.........
Which betta is king of fighting..........
DRUMROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
THE CROWN TAIL
jay :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
BettaMomma - August 6, 2005 03:06 AM (GMT)
:pft:
Why aren't bettas good at telling bedtime stories?
Because - their "tales" are so long no one can stay awake thru the whole thing!
And yes - I know it's hard to believe but I make these up myself.
:lol:
Thanks, I'll be here all week.
DaSauce - August 6, 2005 03:10 AM (GMT)
:laugh: :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
ladyjade1970 - August 6, 2005 03:31 AM (GMT)
You guys are just TOOOOO funny!!!!!!
:woo: :woo: :woo:
thatdarndragon - August 6, 2005 04:09 AM (GMT)
bettabelieveit - August 6, 2005 05:55 AM (GMT)
Let me try this...
Why couldn't the betta see at night?
Because it was only a halfmoon! HA!
Photochick - August 6, 2005 08:22 AM (GMT)
WOW, I thought I had too much time on my hands!!!!!!
:jk: :jk: :jk: :jk: :jk: :jk: :jk: :jk: :jk: :jk: :jk: :jk: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am just jealous because I couldn't come up with a joke
jols - August 6, 2005 11:41 AM (GMT)
:lol: :drunk: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :drunk: :lol:
BettaMomma - August 6, 2005 12:43 PM (GMT)
How about....
What's the one piece of emergency equipment bettas always have with them out at sea?
GIVE UP?
flares.
:woo:
DaSauce - August 6, 2005 01:10 PM (GMT)
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
wat do female bettas and female humans have in common
THEY MAKE THE MALE DO ALL THE WORK LMAOOOOOOOOOO
mango4jade - August 6, 2005 03:32 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (DaSauce @ Aug 6 2005, 01:10 PM) |
wat do female bettas and female humans have in common
THEY MAKE THE MALE DO ALL THE WORK LMAOOOOOOOOOO |
Very true!
icecrystal - August 6, 2005 10:23 PM (GMT)
And I thought I had too much time on my hands.. :whistle:
TacoFrano - August 7, 2005 01:32 AM (GMT)
haha i was just thinking about the beta programs and bettas the other day
yeeviabettas - August 7, 2005 05:00 AM (GMT)
OK This is a real joke and I think it is funny. :smoke:
BettasRfriends were pm me asking me a few questions regarding the blue line I gave him. He wants plakat so badly because halfmoon is hard to take care.
So I told him that if you breed the blue line pair, he will get halfmoon, halfmoon plakat, doubletail plakat and fullmoon.
He totally lost, :think: :think: :think: and asking me again what is fullmoon?
So I told him......
This is fullmoon.
:moon:
HAHAHAHAHAHA :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
DaSauce - August 7, 2005 05:53 AM (GMT)
YEEVIA :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
Photochick - August 7, 2005 07:53 AM (GMT)
That was freakin funny Yeevia :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I laughed about that one for a good 5 mins.
OrkyBetta - August 7, 2005 08:51 PM (GMT)
Bring out the huggie coats and men in white. You guys take the cake for "the most needy of intensive rehab work"
BettaMomma - August 9, 2005 02:25 AM (GMT)
Okay, time for another one.
If bettas lived in only one country, which country would it be???????
Finland. :bitchslap:
50,000_tears - August 9, 2005 03:13 AM (GMT)
WHOO IVE BEEN TO FINLAND! :lol: