Barbie

Dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he
realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a
gift.

So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he
sees
Barbie
display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are.
The girl responds: "Which one? We have:

Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95

Volleyball Barbie: $19.95

Shopping Barbie: $19.95

Surfer Barbie: $19.95

Disco Barbie: $19.95

And Divorced Barbie: $299.95


Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the
other
Barbies are $19.95?" Exasperated, the girl responds:
"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewelry
Ken's money
Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend..."

:lol: That was good. I liked it.

:laugh: that was a good one. I used to have a top that said I WANNA BE LIKE BARBIE THAT BITCH HAS EVERYTHING! :laugh:

Who's kens best friend?

well it sure wouldn't be his lawyer, that dude got taken for a ride. :laugh: :drunk: :laugh: :laugh: