In Pharmacology all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
name.

For example, the trade name of: Tylenol has a generic name of
Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and
Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

In other drug news, Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon
be available in liquid form and will be marketed by: Pepsi Cola as a
power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff
one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs, and just a good old-fashioned
stiff drink.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:


Mount & Do.

:laugh: :laugh: - i really love mydixadrupin very appropriate :lol: :lol: