Sex After Death
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would
come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their
biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to
go, and true to his word he made contact.
"Connie....Connie. ."
"Is that you, Joe?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have
breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe
in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch,
another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty
much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again.
Then have sex until late at night. The next day it
starts again."
Oh, Joe you surely must be in heaven."
"Well, not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course
in Arizona."