Smoking Dope or Doing Time

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking
dope and appeared in court on Friday before the
judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and
I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time.
I want you to go out this weekend and try to show
others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs
forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge
said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs
forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell
them?"

I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and
told them the big circle is your brain before drugs,
and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge.

"And you, how did you do?"(to the 2nd boy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs
forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do
that!".
"Well, I used a similar approach. I drew a
large and a small circle.

I said, pointing to the small circle, "This is your
asshole before prison..."


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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: nice one!!!

jesus christ... thats HILARIOUS!!!


HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA OMG I'm sick right now.. and laughing so hard made me lose my voice :|

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