Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father
sat him down for a little fireside chat......He says, "Mike, let me tell
you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my
pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on."
She did and said,
"These are too big, I can't wear them." I replied,
'Exactly. I wear the
pants in this family and I always will." Ever since
that night we have never had any problems." "Hmmm," says Mike. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike takes off his pants and says to
Karen, "Here try
these on." She does and says, "These are too large,
they don't fit me."
Mike says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will, and
I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen
takes off her pants and
hands them to Mike and says, "Here you try on mine."
He does and says, "I
can't get into your pants." Karen says, "Exactly. And
if you don't change
your smart ass attitude, you never will."

:laugh:

I like that one. :D

:laugh: ok, that one was really good. i wonder if any one is actually dumb enough to try that? maybe when they are/were :drunk:




have a good one,

Tyler