A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a
nude beach in Tampa. As the boy walks along the sand,
he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger
than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier
the lady is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in
the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many
of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber the
man is."
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back
to the ocean to play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and
promptly
tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the silliest
lady on
the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he
gets."