The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex
happens when you first meet someone and you both have
sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for a short time and you are
so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has
gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each
other in the hallway you both say "screw you".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you
cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and
screws you in front of everyone.

The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun
in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 7th kind of sex- Social Security Sex. You get a little each
month. But not enough to live on!

HAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH D that's absolutely Brilliant!!


:P definitely made me in a better mood

Although i only know 3 of those kinds of sex it does make me appreciate my youth, Thank you Dorothy :lol: :lol: :lol: