Subject: TO FUNNY

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:

"RED.....................cherry"

"YELLOW..............lemon"
"GREEN................lime"

"ORANGE.............orange"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.

After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

Well. the teacher said, "I'll give you a clue- It's what your mother might sometimes call your father".

One little girl looked up in horror, spit out her lifesaver and yelled:"OH MY GOD!!!! They're Assholes!"

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