This really is too good not to share with all of the girls and a couple of you guys that can handle it! !!

Hair removal 101 . . . God love the woman who shared this,,,,,,,

All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy,
painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now . . . the
wax.

My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home, fix dinner,
play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my
mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the
medicine cabinet.

So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those
cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax - you just rub the strips
together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart press
it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No muss, no
fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I'm no girly, girl but I am mechanically
inclined enough that I can figure it out. *YA THINK!!!*

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other
stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair dryer
and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end, (Oh how this phrase
haunts me!), I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it
tight and pull. OK so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad.
I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-ra, fighter of
all wayward body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids I sneak
back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I
drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same
procedure, I apply the was strip across the right side of bikini line,
covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the inside of
my butt cheek. (Yes, it was a long strip.) I inhale deeply and brace
myself.

RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half of the
strip. S&%T!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP. Everything is swirly and
spotted. Do I hear crashing drums???

OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - A wax covered strip with my
hairy pelt, that has caused me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to
revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair.

I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it!!! Where is the hair!!!!
WHERE IS THE WAX???

Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the
hair . . . The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching
wax. S&%T!!

I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now
covered in cold wax and matted hair.

Then I make the next BIG mistake...................remember my foot is
still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do something. So I put
my foot down.

DAMN!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door. Vagina? Sealed shut.
Butt?? Sealed shut.

I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and
think to myself, "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop
off!"

Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand
into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should
melt and I can gently wipe it off right???

*WRONG!!!!!!!*

I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture
prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now, the only
thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together is having
them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub. In scalding
hot water! Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.

So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!! God bless the man that
convinced me I should have a phone in the bathroom!!!!! I call my friend
thinking surely she's waxed before and has some secret of how to get me
undone. It's a very good conversation starter, "So, my butt and who-ha are
stuck to the bottom of the tub!" There is a slight pause. She doesn't
have a secret trick but does try to hide the laughter from me. She wants
to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or hole or
what?" She's laughing out loud by now . . . I can hear her. I give her
the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.
YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night.

While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off
with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies
covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and
then dry shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working,
dignity has taken a major hike and I slip into glazed donut land. My
friend is still talking with me and my hand reaches towards the saving
grace...................the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax.

What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY
GOD!!!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of
my friend, but I really don't care.

"IT WORKS!! It works!!

I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I
successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief
and despair..................................THE HAIR IS
STILLTHERE.......................ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

So I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair color......

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OMG I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!

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ROFLMFAO

LMFAO AHAHHAAHHAHA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH jesus christ... oh man.. this is brutal...

I TOTALLY hear your pain.. iw ill never EVER get abikini wax AGAIN... so i decided to wear swim shorts and a bikini top to prevent all that ;)

V, I'm with you on that one and I don't even need to go through either experience to make that decision!
Just call me Chubaca, I'll be the one at the beach in cut-offs. :laugh: