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Title: Subject: You Are What You Drink
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dtroup2 - May 18, 2006 03:38 AM (GMT)
Subject: You Are What You Drink

*Bartenders Psychology:*

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a
woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed
separately,
they concurred on almost all counts.

The results: Females _

Drink:_/ Beer /_
Personality:_ Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth._>>Your Approach:_ Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink:_/ Blender Drinks /_
Personality:_ Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass._
Your Approach:_ Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Drink:_/ Mixed Drinks /_
Personality:_ Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants._
Your Approach:_ You won't have to approach her. If she's
interested,
she'll send YOU a drink.................


Drink:_/ Wine /(does not include White Zinfandel) _
Personality:_ Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles._
Your Approach:_ Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet
evenings with friends.

Drink:_/ White Zinfandel /_
Personality:_ Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated,
actually,
she has NO clue._
Your Approach:_ Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be
an easy target.


Drink:_/ Shots /_
Personality:_ Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk ... and naked._
Your Approach:_ Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.
Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink:_/ Tequila /
No explanations required -- everyone just KNOWS what happens there.




THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:


Domestic Beer:_ He's poor and wants to _get laid. _


Imported Beer:_ He likes good beer and wants to _get laid. _


Wine:_ He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated
image to help him _get laid. _


Whiskey:_ He doesn't give a damn about anything but _getting laid.



Tequila:_ He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless
waitress.


White Zinfandel:_ He's gay




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