*25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP*

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. (LOL!)
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and"break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh heck what happened?"

Bonus:

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same

1. True
2.dosn't apply to me.
3.lol, that is never the case, i (my parents) keep a lot of beer arround! :laugh:
4.nope, i go to bed at 6.00 a lot of the time ;P
5.actually,the elevators here actualy play the radio.....so yeah i do :D
6.some times...... :laugh:
7.heh, actualy, i have some friends that are in their 30's so, yeah, that does happen.
8.nopt, not yet. :D
9.heh, still works for me. :lol:
10.actually, i have done that....LOL
11.sadly......they do.....how scary is that???? :blink:
12.i hate toco bell, and, when you find live food in your cooked, you tend to stay away from it...... :omg:
13.nope, i have to say, i wont have a bill untill i actually move out, so when i am 19 or so.
14.lol, that food is actually bad for your dog.....so i feed inova. :lol:
15.hasn't so far.
16.when i go to sleep at 6:00, it tends to make you even sleepier. :lol:
17.nope, still the beginning
18.(gaggs) i don't like to eat boxxed chicken at all, lol, my mom only buys organic free range chicken from out local health food store. :lol:
19.dosn't apply to me.
20.lol!
21.heh, not as of yet, i like mexican food, italian, and chinese for breakfest. LOL
22.heh,dosn't apply to me yet. LOL
23.never....unless you count being on TFC answering posts. LOL
24.HAHAHAHAHA dosn't apply to me as of yet.
25. :laugh: just because they got too :drunk: , and i wouldn't say oh heck what happened, i would say, thats your problem, you deal w/ it, cuz, i don't feel like being the guy to beat him up again........" LOL
26.heh, not as of yet.....


sorry, i just had to fill this out........

Tyler

rofl!!! fark! growing up....it's so depressing! haha