Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut
Vhen he accidentally cut
Off all ten of his finkers.


He vent to DA emergency room in the Clinik and vhen
He got Dar DA
Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have DA
Finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."




Ole said, "I haven't got DA finkers."


"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got DA finkers?" he
Said. "Lord-it's
2006 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of
Incredible techniques.


I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new!
Vhy didn't you
Brink DA finkers?"


Ole says........"How DA fock vas I suppose to pick
Dem up?