Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.
At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention...the assembly line for the automobile...changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want."
Ford thinks about it, and says, - "I want to hang out with God Himself."
So, the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room,and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, "When you invented Woman, what were You thinking?"
God asks, "What do you mean?" Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much front end protrusion. 2. It chatters way too much at high speeds. 3. Maintenance is extremely high. 4. It constantly needs repainting, and refinishing. 5. It is out of commission at least 5 or 6 days of every 28 6. The rear end wobbles too much. 7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust. 8. The headlights are usually too small. 9. Fuel consumption is outrageous.
And that's just to name a few."
"Hmmm...," replies God, "Hold on a minute." God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report, and God reads it.
God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my design is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."
:lol: best not be choosie, take what you can get, (not in matress mombo) and, stop looking for looks personality rules! (but if she is good looking, it is a slight plus) guys today are looking for too much looks. it makes it hard for a girl to trust a "good guy".......i have been told by many that i am actually one of that select breed, and that is the exact words they used. (lol, really i don't know why i reply to these w/ things that are barely related to them. LOL sorry for my spam)
that's so true...
I for one don't have big "headlights" and hell it never comes across as a problem... and as for women compared to Ford...
Id chose ford over women any day... most women (NOT ALL) are conceited bitches who are self-centered and care about themselves... and they dont know how to drive...