This is even funnier when you realize it's real!
> Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a
> commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs
> underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent
> to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in
> Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest.
> Needless to say, she won.
>
> > Hi Sue,
> > Just another note from your bottom-dwelling
> brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been
> feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with
> you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can
> tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of
> my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a
> suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is
> quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered
> industrial water heater.
> >
> > This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water
> out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then
> pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air
> hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several
> times with no complaints.
> > What I do, when I get to the bottom and start
> working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This
> floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
> Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch.
> So, of course, I scratched it.
> >
> > This only made things worse. Within a few seconds
> my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but
> the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.
> The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish
> and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my
> back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was
> not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I
> was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed
> the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His
> instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers,
> were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the
> dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops
> totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry
> decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I
> was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of
> laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me
> to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the
> chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days
> because my butt was swollen shut.
>
> > So, next time you're having a bad day at work,
> think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up
> your butt. Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."



> > Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is
> this a jellyfish bad day?
>
> > May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!
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