OK here are the rules

-the part of the story the next person makes must cooperate with the part of the previous person
-you cannot change your answer ( edit ) and you cannot change another persons part,
-keep it interesting, i hope your all good at telling stories
-dont spam!!

blah you all probably should be able to know the basic rules\idea of a never-ending story,

blah

Once upon a time there was a.......




well im no good at stories, i've done my part, now you all need to think of replies

poor little oscar who....

had an owner that didn't know.............

that fish dont like coffee



your part doesnt have to be 1 line, it can be.. 5 pages if you want, im just lazy

with out creamer and sugar

The oscar got mad, and attacked and killed all the other aquarium inhabitants.
the owner thought that the oscar was just a terrible fish, so he returned him to a pet store.
and that pet store was non other than the fish torture store....
Petco!...........

So there in petco the oscar.......

was bought by another fish keeper who knew the requirements of a happy oscar. He was taken to a 150 gal tank and put in with the hottest female oscar he had ever seen. :lovers:

as expected, about a month later, there were fry, but there was one problem, that fishkeeper had a very annoying pleco who kept disturbing the nest, so the.......

Hundreds of savage oscar fry attacked the pleco, like killer bees attacking a person! causing...............

me to filet the two oscars and then bread them and fry them in butter.

But there was something happening within glaives body, it was.....

mutating rapidly and I was getting very thirsty. Thirstier than I had ever been and I was gettiong a wierd craving for ruby reds...

* for ruby reds* that fed off of orange peels and sausage

He kept eating ruby reds, and drinking water from aquariums that held ruby reds, and soon, he became a ruby red!
glaive did what any sensible person would do, he......

*since i've basically hogged this forum i am going to take a 3 day break from posting in this story, i wanna see what all of you make up*

Hey, why'd yall stop posting?, im just not goin to post, i still want yall to post

after all...... this story never ends

"Or does it?" Said the man in the black sunglasses.

the man in the black sunglasses was really an elf cleric, in hiding. (the elf was around 5'9 and had pointer ears.)

he walked around in a red suit, with a pistol at his side, along with....

a small ruby embroidered dagger, and....

a taco on his shoulder. but what was in this taco was amazing, it was..

really the cradle of the universe, held delicately in balance by the hard walls of the taco shell.

but then a vandalorian saw this taco and took a bite of it...

while juggling some...

winnie the pooh

All of a sudden Piglet jumped out from behind the




<winnie the pooh? wtf? >

lol, so there was nothing wrong with having a scary man have a taco on his shoulder laur?

*piglet jumped out from behind the.....* man and began to....

(i could make it a very bad storie here, but...) pound on his......

taco therefore making the universe shake recklessly! piglet ( LOL still hilarious ) had no clue about this and they flew into a river and that river was...

made out of chocolate and pink flowers. Eeyore then decided to rampage into

the big bad wolfs house (HAHAHAHA)

But Eeyore had stumbled upon the Big Bad Wolf doing big bad things to himself.... The wolf then

ate the taco.. and a new universe wa born, in this universe was...

( lets get away from fairy tales you crazy people )

Full of normal people (mostly business men/women) who led normal lives not filled with any sort of whimsical magic. Well, this universe sucked, so the home of this universe ( happened to be a meatball hero with extra cheese) was burned and fed to some starving dogs, then...

the starving dogdogs began to behave in perculiar manners. First they developed large egg shaped heads. Shortly there after...

they began to act like egg-heads and acting like they know-it-all, then one day the dogs insulted....

the PIZZA KING who then, after many hours of debate, decided to marry the Pita Princess.

who was non other than vtec herself, then glaive got very jealous and he...