Alright.. So.... here's the deal:

Everyday, minute, second, WHENEVER YOU'RE ON!!! Post some words of wisdom... they can do with anything/anyone etc...



"Don't eat oatmeal without milk"

" to avoid those sharp thorn balls you find in the woods from piercing your skin, either double layer your socks or wear wristbands at your ankles."

When talking to a girl, what ever you do, actually LISTEN to them, don't just keep saying uh huh, yeah, cool, because that is rude, and, i bet, annoying, on her side.




Also, when you are on a date with a girl, (the first date) make sure to hold her hand, because, that leads to weird questions on the phone the next day. LOL





when starting working on a computer, be sure to keep holding onto the casing, so, you don't get static electricity, and, fry your mother board, or, other components.

The shotgun is the only weapon you should weld during a zombie invation.

"When you are sick, do NOT eat the Harry Potter Jelly-Beans....only the gross tasting ones stand out..."

Concearning food........When in doubt, throw it out!

Fish and houseguests should both be thrown out after about 3 days.......for the same reason! :laugh:

Wash your hands frequently during cold & flu season.

DONT TRUST PURPLE CONDOMS!!!!!

"Life is short, enjoy yourself. Just dont cut your life short."

"It has been proven by science that, with just 30 days of positive thinking, You can change your life."

"The purple condoms don't always taste like Grape..... mmmm.... latex..."

The purple ones that the county nurse gives away will make you a parent, or in my case.....a GRANDMA!

If you take a mans' intestines and lay them out end on end, that man will die.

"Never wear tight-fitting pants and have your keys in your pockets, it stings a little bit"

"If every one would make it a point to smile at a stranger once a day, the world would be a better place."

"Karma is real."

"Men be gentlemen, women be ladies..."

"Don't complain about the government if you didn't vote, you had the freedom to change it but you did not. You chose to let the government get this way."

Don't fall for friends, it can only end badly on one side.

"People who say " You should not eat animals, its wrong" never came to think that we are animals too. What makes humans so high and mighty as to refer to other things as * animals *?"

"No matter how yummy McDonalds commercials look.. THEY ARE NOT ADVERTISING REAL MEAT!!!!"

When the people can vote one man into office and the electorial college can vote someone elce in and the electorial college's votes over rule the people's votes, I have to dissagree.

Don't pass up the opportunity to excel, you will be angry with yourself later, but just how hard will you be kicking your own ass for not being able to move on?

A word of advice my friends need to hear...but won't.

"Don't be afraid to take chances... You will never be able to experience your life by just taking it in stride. Take chances, make risks and best of all never regret them..."

Live your life in a such a manner that that you will always be able to look the person in the mirror in the eyes without shame.

Don't let upsetting thoughts consume you, stop them before they grow and hurt the people you care about.

Be a good friend, and friends will be good to you. (lol)

Never meddle in the affairs of dragons cos your crunchy & taste good with ketchup. (From the wise & all-knowing philosopher, Dilbert)

"Never get attatched to someone so soon.. you'll only end up losing them in the future..."

"Just a five minute jog every day can change your life significantally. As long as you don't end up eating junk food right after it."

If at first you don't succeed, try again. If you still don't succeed, quit. No point being damn fool about it. (Dilbert)

"If at first you don't get that booger, stick a longer finger up your nose and try again..."

WASH YOUR HANDS FREEQUENTLY!

Especially if you listened to V's last advice! :laugh: :lmao:

"Sticks and stones will break someone's bones, but words will make them cry. Think before you speak."

"Plug your noses... Youth smells like shit....."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

when pretending to listen to friends, parents, or family, make sure to nod a lot, and, agree, untill it involves chores, or you doing some thing other than games, fish, or, home work, then you say, "what?"


LOL poor youth.

"Don't listen to vTEC, she's on crack, or at least that's Glaive's theory. Dot's a man and i smell? Doesn't sound like the figments of natural imagination."


"Use plenty of lighter fluid on your barbeque."~Tory Belleci, Mythbusters

"Thou shalt not listen to youth.... dance to the beach boys instead"

"Parler en français et vTEC ne peut pas vous ennuyer sur ce que vous dites. HAHAHAHA."

If you want a translation..Click here..
Copy what i said and paste it on there for translation.. lol

Tis' in French

"Die, die auf Deutsch sprechen, verwirren viele wie Snowy!"

"try not to grow up too fast, you only have a short time on this planet....try and love one of your friends as though they were the only friend you have, try to smile to eery one, it may make some ones day, your parents still love you, they just don't know how to say it, in a 'cool' manner, you ask them to stop hugging you in public, because it is embarising you, well, you embaris them by wearing your pants below your knees, and, theydon't pull them down when you are in the mall, my dad came up to me tonight and said " I love you, no matter what you are, of become, I'll always love you, i just wish we could do things togather like we use to, you have friends now that want to do things, but, i miss seeing you, and doing things with you." so, to every one that reads this, please remember that your parents do love you dearly, but, it's hard for tem to say it out loud. so, try and not grow up soo fast, because, your parents want to be with you, and, there is a reason they get mad, it's because they are loosing you for some dumb reason, and, there is no way they can talk to you now that you have that attitude, because you won't listen. What i'm saying is, well, be a better person, because, well, it's the way of life, be the best you can, and, every thing will fall into place as it should."



Tyler
(well, i was close to getting teary eyed while posting it,, so i guess it's truthfull. call me what ever you want, but, remember this, "it is the person with the kindest heart that will win, not the person that is mad all the time, yelling at their parents/friend/girlfriends/boyfriends/wives/husbands, they will go no where in life, i am for forfilling my lifes goal."







ok, so now thats out of the way, 私が最も多分決して再びそれのような何らかの事〔物〕を掲示しないで、LOLを多くの興奮に示しすぎたくないので


sorry it was sooo long. and said basicly the same thing over and over again LOL

"Tyler makes very long posts, but they are worthwhile to read. If you didn't read it all, then don't even think of criticising it."


"Those who laugh last laugh the hardest, and choke on their spit. Better to not even get involved in a fight than be in one."

Friends are harder to make than enemies, judge those you have wisely and fight like the damn for those that are worthy.

"When you have found something to hold onto, whether it's a friend, lover, a prized possession or a photograph treat it as though it was worth a million bucks and it will never let you down in love, friendship, good feelings and impressiveness... Never take what you have for granted"

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.