Note: I'm talking about spam E-Mail, the type that has supposedly random words compiled together in a story or poem that makes little sense. Not the junk mail with ads about working from home and making $50 an hour.
Many spam-emails are just thrown away, and I have to ask, why? If any of you have ever read spam E-Mail you may have noticed that the things in the E-Mail actually makes sense to some extent.
I've never gotten any real good spam E-Mail, but the only good one I managed to find was this:
The begging men, they had set full sail as everything functioned like a black pearl in the eye of a hurricane, they crashed into the back nubs of incomprehensible deserts of a chaotic memory of a fuselage, like a cave, no, a bird, but in the end all that could happen was.....
That E-Mail didn't make sense at some points, and it never finished. But it's a creative one nonetheless.
If anyone of you have ever gotten a Spam E-Mail with a story or poetry or something in it, please share.
Also: A better example of Spam-Email can be found on YouTube, search for "Spamland 1 (2, or 3)" It should be an animated video with some creature speaking random lines, that seem slightly poetic.
PS:
If you feel like it, why not write a spam-email of your own? I've written spam mail and so have my friends, except I never spammed them. It's fun.
interesting way of thinking about it, howver i must say i've never seen that kind before......
Lol, I suppose not. They're not necessarily the most common form of spam email. But they're cool, nonetheless.
Just got an awesome spam e-mail
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Had detectives guarding me and young men being get along
with 'em at all. You don't tell me! Hands of the alarmed
in sistan, major benn was inexorable silence, he capitulated.
'you see, until everything is settled. We will keep it as
the fact that roger has come a cropper oh, it of life, exceedingly
distasteful to one who had could hit a tree ten feet off.
this was news to a feather stitch to leeward and then hauled
aft what people expect me to have. Oh, there's nothing business.
i suspected nothing until a messenger went over her words
one by one, trying to recall salt and pepper, brush with
melted butter. Lay in his work, and very valuable. And he
was so of lake city would forgive her for attempting.
lol those are pretty cool. I get them every once in a while. they are pretty cool, after i actually started reading them.